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Old 07-01-2005, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Chetrow
oh ya mean there's a way i can remove this stuff? :lol: :lol: :lol:
... Yes,
With my secret formula. Warning follow directions carefully!

6 pints Guiness
six Wheatabix biscuits.
.5 litre Turpentine
3 heaping tablespoons of Good Colemans Ground mustard
1/4 cup of Golden Treacle
1 pound of crushed walnut shells( Reserve the meats)
Three small pieces of Stilton rind. Grated very finely

Combine all ingedients except for Guiness and walnut meats. Eat the nutmeats, Chase with the guiness. Apply mixture to face and scour thourouly. More Guiness may be used to relieve any discomfort.
Finish with a clean water rinse and very carefully pat face dry.



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