please forgive if its a repeat
a woman was in the hospital when she coded, well she saw the white light and heard the voice of God telling her to go back it wasn't her time. She asked how long she had and he told her 30 more years.
So She thought while she was in the hospital she'g get every thing she ever wanted done and really live since she had 30 years.
Face lift, tummy tuck, breast enhancements, lipsuction, even had a hairdresser come in and give her a new make over and died her hair blond. She was really looking good the day she was dismissed from the hospital, Well , she was walking across the road and was hit by a bus and died. went to heaven. She was confused and asked What happened "I thought I had 30 more years"
God looked at her strangely and stated "I didn't recognize you...
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