The best seat in the house
Needed: One toilet seat. A case large enough to carry it in, or a large burlap type sack.
Put seat in bag or case.
Walk u to someone standing at a parade, or if you in a circus, find someone with a really lousy view. "Pssst, hey buddy, I couldn't help but notice you look pretty uncomfortable, And can't see very well".Note, if they are standing say something to the effect of "You look tired, would you like to sit down?" etc. "Tell ya what I'ma goin' ta do... I'm going to offer to you at no small expense; the best seat in the house. Sound interested?" Here you go! Then,show them the toilet seat.
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