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Old 09-12-2006, 11:04 PM
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Free Shakes!

You need
-drink tray
-bunch of wax paper cups with lids and straws...like the kind they give you your drink in at McDonalds.
-small nuts and bolts
-sign that says Free Shakes

Poke holes in the bottom of the cups. Drill corresponding holes in the tray. Use the small nuts and bolts to attach the cups to the tray. Then put the lids on the cups and poke the straws in, so it looks like you have a tray of drinks.

side note: I tried gluing the cups to the tray...but wax paper doesn't glue that well. Most of mine fell off eventually. The nuts and bolts work much better. Also, you can use permanent plastic cups, but they can look phony. I like to grab a stack of wax ones from the nearest fast food place...they're usually happy to give them to you.

Anyway, put the Free Shakes sign around your neck. Walk around going "FREE shakes! Get your FREE shakes! Who wants a FREE shake!" (then, when someone says yes) "you want a free shake?" (they say yes)
Then approach the person and at the final moment, extend your hand to shake and say "How are ya? Nice to meet ya." At the same time as you extend your hand, drop the tray to the side revealing the gag.

I've noticed the bigger and louder you are, the better this gag works. Great for a "big lovable dummy" character.

Tried, tested, and true. One of my favorite parade gags.
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