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I was asked what is the Clown Forum and why do they call it that?

Well, I said, it's...

For... ummm... People who like to clown around -
to maybe pick 'em up when they're a little down

For'em to connect and mingle
For'em to get help writing a jingle
For'em to to boast and brag
For'em to get a good gag
For'em to support one another
For'em to tell jokes about their mother

For'em to get all on fire
with encouragement from a Sapphire
For...ummm... Western Clowns to shoot from the hips
with a little gag they stole from their good buddy Bips
For...ummm... Jokes and stuff
and meeting a guy named "Scruff" (..y)
For...ummm... a site that's the best
run by our very own Princess
For...ummm... Typing things in rhyme
when you're just trying to pass the time

For'em to post a philisophical question:
"When it comes to clowns, are you forum or against 'em?"