A baby Harp seal walks into a club......................................

You're bad! That one took me a second!

Poor Baby got a bump on his head.:pie:

i've heard this version before..

a baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender says "what'll it be?" the seal says, "anything but a canadian club"

That's cute. I like it.

A man from North Carolina goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, "Did you go to Harvard?" The bartender says, "Yale." The North Carolinan says, "DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts".

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walked into a bar and the bartender says "what is this? a Joke?"

A three legged dog walks into a bar looks around and says...."Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"

Talking of tree huggers, I think they're misguided idiots who do not fully understand the evil of what tress do.

Pollen causes hayfever. Since pollen is the reproductive sperm of a plant, that makes hayfever is a sexualy transmitted disease. As nobody volunteers to get hayfever, this means we are being raped by the trees. If they want to rape us, I say chop them down and burn them.

A guy walks into a bar .... rubbing his forehead he says, "owe".