Hey i thought cuz of this weeks chat topic we should post our clowns Bios so everyone will know the clowns likes & Dislikes & Background & how they think

Willace the Clown




Birth date & Astrological Sign: August 20th 1981 /// Leo

Place of Birth: ClownVille USA

Family Life: Single Lives with Parents & Sister

Father's & Mother's Names: Billace (Father) & Nance (Mother)

Father's & Mother's Occupation: Nursing Assistant (Father) & House Wife (Mother)

Sibling's Name:Gotho (Sister)

Sibling's Occupation:Casher at Food shop

Other Family's Name & Relashionship:Funky (Cousin) Louie (Cousin) Chewy (Cousin)

Other Family's Occupation: Party Clowns

Important Childhood experiences: Seeing his First Clown Face

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Performing with Family (Only performs with his Cousins so far)

Social Class: Middle Class

Political & Religious Values:N/A ///// Clownish (what ever clowns beleave in is Clownish)

Favorite Foods: Edible Birds, Shrimp, Bacon

Physical Weaknesses & Strengths:???????

Vulnerable Body Parts:Right Knee

Sassafras D. Clown

Birth date & Astrological Sign: September 2005, Voygo

Place of Birth: Clown City, Ahmare-eeka

Family Life: married with clownlings

Spouse's Name: Scruffy T. Clown

Spouse's profession: A total goof-off, whatchya expect?

Clownlings' Names: Giggles, Officer O'Hare, Cookie

Other Family's Name & Relashionship: Tiger (cat) a.k.a. Mr. Chicken Leg, Blackjack (cat), and Flabby Abby (cat)

Other Family's Occupation: Whatever silliness we can find

Important Childhood experiences: Going to the circus!!

Hobbies: props, facepainting, general unadulterated goofiness

Social Class: I'm married to a tramp. You figure it out!

Political & Religious Values: We are Christian clowns

Favorite Foods: No shellfish or peanut butter, otherwise whatever doesn't bite me first!

Physical Weaknesses & Strengths: Baby clown, with a big heart, weak body.

Vulnerable Body Parts: I ain't goin' there!

Vulnerable Body Parts: I ain't goin' there!

I think we already KNOW Scruffy's answer to this one.

Behave yourself, Scruffy!

Scruffy T. Clown

Birth date & Astrological Sign: OCTOBER 31, 1984 Sign: Post no Bills

Place of Birth: A Whistle stop somewhere in Michigan, Ahmare-eeka

Family Life: married with clownlings

Spouse's Name: Sassy D. Clown

Spouse's profession:House Clown

Clownlings' Names: Giggles, Officer O'Hare, Cookie

Other Family's Name & Relashionship: Tiger (cat) a.k.a. Mr. Chicken Leg, Blackjack (cat), and Flabby Abby (cat)

Other Family's Occupation: Whatever silliness we can find

Important Childhood experiences: Seeing Emmett Kelly on TV

Hobbies: Fixing musical instruments, props,, general unadulterated goofiness, and making little aminals out of balloons.

Social Class: I'm a tramp. I'm the king of the Road.

Political & Religious Values: We are Christian clowns

Favorite Foods: Ones that don't bite back. A good Apple Pie, fresh from a window sill!

Physical Weaknesses & Strengths: Can leap into a open box car in a single bound......if I have a step ladder!!

Vulnerable Body Parts: All.

The Princess of Bozonia


Birth date & Astrological Sign: September 26... my sign is Stop!

Family Life: Single, princes are hard to come by you know :) Lives with the Queen and another Princess, and a cat.

Hobbies: Taking over the world! (To make it a better place, you see. Yes, I'm often compared to The Brain of Pinky and The Brain, why do you ask?) And also reading, web development, and making wisecracks.

Social Class: The palace is decorated in the Baroque style. Flat Baroque ;)

Political & Religious Values: Bread and circuses for all!

Favorite Foods: The four clown food groups: Ice cream, cotton candy, lollipops, and chocolate

Vulnerable Body Parts: her heart <3

Social Class: The palace is decorated in the Baroque style. Flat Baroque
HAHAHAHAHA. I liked that.

And we can soooo relate! Our place is decorated in Early American Attic.

Red Clown Fred

Birth date & Astrological Sign: July 3rd Sign: Independence For All in This Greatest Nation on God's Green Earth!

Place of Birth: Norwalk (or run), CA

Family Life: Married with (2) future clowns residing

Spouse's Name: (Raggetty) Ann

Spouse's profession: House Doll

Clownlings' Names: To Be given their clown names at a later date

Other Family's Name & Relationship: Tuffy (dog), Dubya (cat)

Other Occupation: Engineer (no, not the train conductor kind)

Important Childhood experiences: Father preaching the word, and always having a smile on his face

Hobbies: Clowning, Patriotism, Politics, and the well being of others

Social Class: I'm an activist for self responibilty

Political & Religious Values: Christian and Conservative values

Favorite Foods: Anything my wife lets me eat and that won't greatly reduce my life span

Physical Weaknesses & Strengths: Forgetting the Lord is ALWAYS by my side & Remembering the Lord is ALWAYS by my side!

Vulnerable Body Parts: Tennis elbow (guess it really wasn't my racket), and bad knees from sliding into first base as a kid (I was always told to slide because I was too slow)! :)