Okay, in an effort to be a little more creative with my posts, I have a scenario to present you with, and you can tell everyone how your clown character would react to/interact/speak in that situation. Feel free to be as detailed as you'd like, inserting jokes, physical comedy, emotions, actions, etc.

True story: I've had two bats in my house within the last week. What would your clown do if a bat got in the house?

I have my own answer, but will wait a bit to post it. Thanks for your participation! And if you don't participate, I'll still be your friend.

Uhmm my clown character would blow up a big balloon like the ones that fly everywhere , then let it go and see what they do ... i dont know if thats good but i would do that or i would run away ! (:

PLAAAAAAAAAY ball !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(what do you mean wasnt that kind of bat? )

Ah, you want to go roleplaying? :D

I try to capture them in a tiny pot as if they are insects that have to be set free.

Sally, country gal as she is, would just use an old sheet to catch'em and tote on out to the barn with the other critters and introduce them to the others, Hampton, [my pig, just can't abide insects in his Europeeen mudd, would love help keeping it clean and Ellie [ell-ie-phant] needs to keep her peanut plants bug free and you know bat droppins are better than turkey manure so they'd be right welcome here on the farm. As long as they leave Firefly some bugs they'd be alright, but if they get in her way she might just burn a few tail feathers.

Whoo Hoo! New mount for another straw hat. Maybe something like this? 2203 Where's my marshmallow gun!

I like the marshmallow shooter idea! What if you shot out insects instead?

Daisy,
Nope, Not unless them their skeeters is big enough to stuff an mount. Hey maybe got to weave another hat.
Sara K.

scruffy would run. A portajohn is barely enough room for one let alone adding two of those critters!

Mimi bug would hide, because bats in her behive hair doo would be a bad thing!!

I would grab a pillow to hide behind and start crying. Then I'd probably put the pillow on my back and crawl out of the room. Slam the door. Find my hazmat suit and put it on. Find a butterfly net and come back in the room Rambo-style. That bat is going down! I'd wield that net like a ninja bat-catcher!

Seeing them hanging there on the cyling or whatever they are hanging from would probably make me try to hang upside down like them. Who knows can it be a great way to sleep.

Okay, in an effort to be a little more creative with my posts, I have a scenario to present you with, and you can tell everyone how your clown character would react to/interact/speak in that situation. Feel free to be as detailed as you'd like, inserting jokes, physical comedy, emotions, actions, etc.

True story: I've had two bats in my house within the last week. What would your clown do...



I would get two gloves...and two baseballs. :splatter: :splatter: :splatter: :splatter:

scream and run knocking my wife down as I ran past her! Sorry I grew up in the city I dont like any creatures

Well that explains it! I knew I had gone batty. Well perhaps they are fruit bats, and I should go bananas instead.

Three words: Fruit Bat Soup.

I'd take a vacuum and take them all down. But of course we know that sucks for them.

were the bells free?

whale trying to use a bat to get ride of the bays i would hit my self in the head.

well Mr Buckaroo would just grab his rope and throw a loop around them throw a dally around the saddle horn and brand them.

Whooo-Hoo!
Mr Buckaroo! Glad to have you back in these parts You have been Missed!!!


Back in the early days of the forum, Chat nite consisted of Jamz, Suitcase Sam, Mr. Buckaroo, Sam, Jobee and Myself. ANd for awhile that was pretty much the entire forum!
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Okay, in an effort to be a little more creative with my posts, I have a scenario to present you with, and you can tell everyone how your clown character would react to/interact/speak in that situation. Feel free to be as detailed as you'd like, inserting jokes, physical comedy, emotions, actions, etc.

True story: I've had two bats in my house within the last week. What would your clown do if a bat got in the house?

I have my own answer, but will wait a bit to post it. Thanks for your participation! And if you don't participate, I'll still be your friend.

My clown charecter, Yin Yang, would likely flap his arms, and squeal, like a bat. :shock: Really, both my, and my clown charecter's, personality is so high strung, seeing bats in our house would drive us batty. :o Having bats in the belfry, what an amusingly appropiate thing to happen to a clown. ;)

I'd get a juggling club and start swinging it at the bats - batting the bats!

Amd me Scruffy.....