Hi all,
I'm collecting jokes/ puns about plumbing. If you have any - post them please!

I will start the nonsense off with...

1) The miracle of the blind plumber who pick up a hammer and saw.

2) I finished with my girl this weekend, I said it's over Flo.

3) the collective noun for plumbers - a flood of plumbers.

4) Old plumbers never die, they just pipe down.

thanks,
Danny :splatter:

The plumbers business went down the drain

Plumbers live a flush life

What is a plumbers favourite food

Plums!!!

That is so pathetic, but funny all the same :pie:

thanks for those replies.

They seem to be dripping in.

I'd like a pool of plumbing jokes so bring on the flood!!

Danny