What do women have 2 of and cows have 4 of?.......


Legs of course :D

8O 8O 8O 8O I'm not saying 8O 8O 8O

What??? :D

OK, Ill say it....JUST to hear the punchline......


LEGS?

HEY! I got one,,,,

Why'd the Cow cross the road???
'Cause it was the chicken's day off
~but~
Why'd the bubblegum cross the road???
'Cause it was stuck to the Cow's foot :D

I was thinking Legs too...No really...I was! :lol:

Why did the chicken cross the road?






















To prove to the 'possum that it COULD be done!

Com'on Sue!

Tell us! Its got to be better than the cow and gum joke!

A Cowboy's famous words of advice....

Always Drink Upstream From The Herd! 8O :D

I did tell, it's at the bottom of the post but yes it LEGS

Well we all've heard why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know what kind of shoes he was wearing?

Ree - Box, Ree Box :D

Well then. I'm officially an idiot.

:)

Sorry, didn't see it!

Hey that's the definition of clown [just joking don't any one take offense]

To be honest my daughter got me with that joke, just the other day.

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Takes a lot more than that to offend me. TRUST ME.

Kids say the darndest things. :wink:

Another sage piece of cowboy advice....

Don't squat with your spurs on!

You heard about the guy who adopted the legless dog?




























He named him cigarette, three times a day he'd take him out for a drag.................

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That was brilliant Scruffy!

:lol: :lol:
Scruffy, But what do you call a dog with no legs?


Nothing he can't come anyway.

I think its always the clean ones that are funnier!
Anyway, if we could submit each joke as a different thread, that would be great.

If anyone has a joke collection, feel free to post it.
Major site updates are coming next week!

:wink:

Great ones guys... :)

Here's another one I got from a children's joke book from the library and I use it when I remember it as I'm twisting pooches....

Balloon pooches mind you....I'm not into torturing real animals...:)

Which side does a dog have the most fur...?

















THE OUTSIDE! :)

Two clowns walked into a bar The third one ducked

Two clowns walked into a bar The third one ducked

Obviously the third one was a white face like me! Now where has that Aguste gone - SPLAAAT!

This was told to me by a little girl
Why do clowns wear red noses
Their green ones are filled with boogers

My neighbor has a dog with no legs.

He didn't name him 'cause if you called him, he couldn't come anyway.

Every day he used to take him out for a drag.

Now, he's got a little wheel barrow that he puts the dog in
and takes him for a walk. But my neighbor said that's gonna
stop because the other day, that dog got after a cat and liked
to run him to death.

Bada-bing!

Funny!

Now, please be gentle, 'cause I am new at this:

A man runs into his doctor's office yelling "Doctor, doctor I think I am shrinking"

The doctor says" Sir, you are just going to have to be a little patient"

lol thats great dilly i love it
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Dill! At least you didn't say now please be patient! :)

My neighbor has a dog with no legs. I asked him what he named him - he
said he didn't name him 'cause if you call him, he can't come.

He does know a couple of tricks - stay and roll over.

Every day, he gets the leash out and takes the dog out for a drag.
But now he has a wheelbarrow for the dog, and takes him out every day
in that.

But my neighbor said that was going to stop - the other day the dog got
after a cat and like to run my neighbor to death!

Bada-bing

What did the ocean say to the beach





Nothing it just waved

Can I try, can I try?
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?












A: Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

Good one ,Red!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-- To show the possum that it can be done
Another word for possum'
Oregon road pizza (Knowhatimean Mr Buckaroo?)
Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?
--She wanted to lay it on the line.

Where do you find a Dog with no legs?







Right where you left him!

:roll:

Why dont lobsters share


Because they are shell fish

What goes "Oooooooooooooo, ooooooooooo" ?













A cow with no lips :wink:

I lke it.
i like it alot 8)

Circus Song
Sung to: "I've Been Working on the Railroad"

I am walking through the circus,
Happy as can be.
I am walking through the circus,
Just to see what I can see.
I can see the clown laughing.
I can see the elephant, too.
I can see the lion sleeping.
Look out! He sees you.

good one Fred

let me try Q: what kind of bar can have 1 person on stage thats a boy, a man, and maybe even a clown?














A: A Bar-mitzvah

i gots a good one ...


What did the chicken say when he didnt go to work???




A: I'll WING IT!!!! :lol:

question-there are three girls in third grade, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. which one has the cutest figure?

answer-why theblonde of course. she's 18.

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