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Scruffy
09-12-2004, 05:34 AM
Why do elehants wear sneakers? So they can run quietly through the tall grass.

saphireSue
09-12-2004, 06:06 PM
What kindda animal are you when you have a cold?

a little horse

What kinkda animal are you when you take a shower?

A little bear [bare].

How do you catch a squirrle?

climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Webmaster
09-14-2004, 06:32 AM
How do you catch a squirrle?

climb up a tree and act like a nut.

OMG, I almost wet myself laughing at that!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

saphireSue
09-20-2004, 10:52 PM
What's a cats favoriate color?



Purr- ple