This is my 3rd attempt. I previously took my time to write out an introduction...that gets wiped out when the screen is resent to complain that it doesnt like how I typed who referred me to this forum...and apparrently that clown was not holding a spritzer bottle...so... rather than introduce myself... I guess I'll just say:
Hello

Hi Tana
Like the old saying: Third time is charm. Happy you didn't give up - You're find out it worth all the trouble.
Always remember one thing - There's some real crazy people on this forum - I think they call them clowns or something like that. Just watch out for them because they will make you laugh so hard that you'll wet you paints - I know it happen to me everyday. ( But it's okey because I'm always setting in my boss chair when I'm on the Clown Forum )
Gary-A-Avery

Glad you kept tryin Tana... welcome aboard!!

:oops: Hi Tana... sorry about your trouble registering. I've added "spritzer" and "spritz" to the list of possible answers for that question; I just had "seltzer" there but you're right, "spritzer" should be a valid answer. Hope the rest of your Clown Forum experience is better:)

hello. Nice to have you. Great bunch of folks here.

I would say join the club. Englisch isn't my first language so it also took me a lot of attempt to join. But I can asure you it's worth the effort. Nice bunch of people around here. Still wondering which colour those clownshoes were. To me they were blue. But it got refused.

Blue should have worked, OkiDoki... I don't know why it didn't.:( Anyone else have trouble with the NoSpam question when registering?

Hi Tana, glad you made it in!

Howdy and welcome to the group.

Blue should have worked, OkiDoki... I don't know why it didn't.:( Anyone else have trouble with the NoSpam question when registering?
Probably have written bleu, thinking I had writen blue, or something like that. I'm a kind of morron when it goes about these kind of things. They also call it dyslexie, so don't worry about it.

Thanks for joining, Tana! I'm glad you didn't give up. Welcome to the forum!

I would say join the club. Englisch isn't my first language so it also took me a lot of attempt to join. But I can asure you it's worth the effort. Nice bunch of people around here. Still wondering which colour those clownshoes were. To me they were blue. But it got refused.

here is a dumb question do you have to read and type all this in english or dose the magic of computers some how translate every thing

Welcome to the party!

here is a dumb question do you have to read and type all this in english or dose the magic of computers some how translate every thing
No computermagic but mindmagic. After a while I'm not translating anymore but I read' write and think in Englisch.
Gives sometimes the strange situation that when one of my children asks me something while I'm on this forum I answer them in English. They look then at me like "where is he all on about???"

I have to say I am impressed your grammer and spelling are better than mine and english is my only languege

Thanks. Doing my best

:D do you have a clown face yet ?
I'm working on mine, but there are so many choices , what should a girl do ?