Got these of Arron's joke,

An All nighter mean you made through the night without have to get up to use the bathroom.

This one came from my partner Squirrley

This woman was in the hospital and went into cardiac arrest, techniquely dead, she talked with God and asked him if it was her time and he told her no she had 30 more years to live.

So when they revived her she decided since she had 30 years she get some more work done, she had a face lift, a boob job, and tummy tuck, she even had a hair dresser come into the hospital and dye her hair blonde. Well the day came for her to be release, she walked out of the hospital and promptly got hit by a bus. When she got to heaven, she asked God what happened you said I had 30 more years. God replied

I didn't recognized you.

One morning this man asked his wife 'Hey hon, look in my ear and see if you see any thing, I can't hear a thing". she looks carefully in his ear and replies "What have you got a suppository stuck in your ear for?"..Man relied "Well now I know where my hearing aid is"

a huge LOL! Sapphire........ keep em coming!

Panetta

I am now a senior citizen (56). and I DON'T use Viagra-- Its like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

My old uncle Josh wint to a Senior Citizen's diner and fell asleep at the table- to have some fun the waitress put some dirty dishes on the table, woke him up, and presented him with a bill
---He paid it!