My name is Officer O'Hare. My parents are Scruffy and Sassafras, and my brother is Giggles the Younger.

I have brown hair, blue eyes, and glasses. I'm 10 years old and in the 4th grade. I like to ride my bike, watch TV, Star Wars, and going to the Air Zoo in Kalamazoo.

That's all. Bye.

Welcome, my sweet little clownlet! Hugz!

Evening Officer, what seems to be the trouble? Everyone behaving themselves, hmm? Were we speeding? We were only keeping up with traffic;)

Howdy and please to meet ya, Officer. I promise to be good [at least when you're around :D ]

Howdy Officer O'Hare,

'bout time this forum gets some law enforcement around here. Welcome to the Clown Forum and thanks for keeping us in here safe and sound.

Can you help me? I got a parking ticket the other day and when I read the sign it said, "FINE FOR PARKING".

The newspaper read the other day that "CRIME IS SWEEPING THE STREETS OF THE CITY". Well, it's about time someone cleans up this town eh?

and not to worry, I'm wearing my seatbelt as I'm writing this post.

~SAM
the Comedy Magic of FADDY McPuGG
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I salute you, officer. Hope your night stick is a balloon

I also wish you a very heart felt welcome, it never hurts to be on the good side of the law enforcment people. I'd love to hear what you've done to 'create' you character as officer O'Hare.

smile are contagious go infect everyone!!!

I try to stay out of trouble with the cops at the airport.

Do you pronounce it like the old MareDaley did, "Oh-HAIR-uh"?

Welcome Officer, as long as you don't come arround when I'm performing on the streets without a permit;)