Recently I took a large rubber fish , got a rat trap from the hardware store &
removed the trigger bar off the trap & painted the trap red. I "trapped" the tail of the fish, placed it on a borrowed a plate from the restuarant, and told the customers "THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY WAS RED SNAPPER". Went over great.

"I'm BOARD, anybody got a saw?"

I like it you can add the fact that it was a fresh catch and flop the fish a little.

Good stuff! You should take a picture of it and post it.

You know Chuckles, I think you've got something there. If I put some wheels on the snapper and connected a big fishing pole... I would have a good parade prop. This does start the brain spinning doesn't it?

If you swung the fishing pole around, would it be a "whip"per snapper?

If the fish were Catholic, it could be a mackerel snapper.

some of these jokes can get pretty fishy if you ask me, which I know nobody did.

some of these jokes can get pretty fishy if you ask me, which I know nobody did.
Cod, that was a bad joke. I'll bet you said it just for the hallibut......

Sorry ,could resist.

That is a whale of a good idea, though!

Abalone! Don't be shellfish you little shrimp, we don't want you to clam up. Share with us so that we can soak up your wisdom like sponges.

Oh my gosh...where do you guys come up with these ridiculous one liners? I can see why you are clowns!! (I think I need to work on that part more :) )

I'm thinking they have schools for fish jokes. To get reel cash to fund their education, you'll see them floating around asking people if they have anemone.