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BalooBaphoon
04-11-2007, 10:01 PM
Hi everyone, a couple of us have been throwing ideas at each other in various other posts and I think that we should have a thread for free thinking or brain storming, head hurricans. just kind of a free for all. maybe we can creat a skit or bit from the loonacy in our collective heads. ;)

The_Princess_of_Bozonia
04-11-2007, 10:11 PM
Something tells me this train of thought will get derailed ;)

BalooBaphoon
04-11-2007, 10:12 PM
Lets get it out of the station before that happends, even the Titanic was out for a few days before she went down.

Fitzwilly
04-11-2007, 11:07 PM
Here we are blowing smoke already and we are not even fired up yet. Just wait until we start getting steamed. Better steel yourself for the next round and round and round...

BalooBaphoon
04-11-2007, 11:30 PM
sounds like my dimensions- round, and round, and round.
I have the body of a God! Just happends to be Budda.

tim
04-12-2007, 03:42 AM
I'm absolutely against free thinking. Hi, I'm Commie the Clown!

BalooBaphoon
04-12-2007, 10:35 AM
Timmy is against Free thinking? Ok for you we will charge a buck 2.98 per thought, and remember there are mental clowns here that can hear what your thinking.

tim
04-12-2007, 03:50 PM
.... and remember there are mental clowns here that can hear what your thinking.

They're watching me. Oh no! Or am I just paranoid? What are those voices?

Fitzwilly
04-12-2007, 04:36 PM
Avoid the Noid Tim. We wouldn't want it to get around that there is a clownspiracy going on.

tim
04-12-2007, 05:03 PM
Art Bell hovers

Baggie
04-12-2007, 05:22 PM
what if a tornado comes by the stahson to get a rid.
:D

Fitzwilly
04-12-2007, 05:37 PM
"From west of the Rockies, I'm Art Bell; and this is Coast to Coast." Now all we need is George Norey.

Fitzwilly
04-12-2007, 05:44 PM
On the weekends I put in some hours overnights at one of the local radio stations. Starting at exactly 12:06am and running for the next five hours is Coast to Coast. And may I say (after ten years at the station) that we really need to build more padded cells in this country. If the C2C listeners don't fill them the politicians can use them. Wow, that makes two or three comments in one day, darn taxes.

caiti_erin
04-14-2007, 11:22 PM
As Alice ran down the isle, her porcelin-like complexion even more paled in the murky light. Suddenly out jumped...

Fitzwilly
04-15-2007, 12:22 AM
Art Bell holding a calender with April 17th surrounded by miniture...

The_Princess_of_Bozonia
04-15-2007, 01:35 AM
... donut seeds. "It was art project for school," he explained as he popped a multi-grain Cheerio into his mouth. Little did he know that...

Shoq T. Clown
04-15-2007, 07:34 PM
the cherrios where poisioned with...

Fitzwilly
04-15-2007, 09:48 PM
vitamins! Yuck. Not only were they already multi-grain, but healthy vitamins?

BalooBaphoon
04-16-2007, 12:24 AM
the authorities were instantly dispatched to find out who was so evil to put vitamins and minerals together and create such a vile....

Scruffy
04-16-2007, 03:58 AM
... and flagrantly nutritious foodstuff.

Fitzwilly
04-16-2007, 09:45 PM
Never one to just rest on his laurels (or sit on his backside as some said) Inspector...

caiti_erin
04-16-2007, 09:58 PM
caiti likes rain
drops on her face
clothes really wet
hair out of place

caiti likes storms
powerful kinds
makes her feel warm
on the inside

caiti hates hail
hurts on the head
forget the mail
she'll go back to bed!

tim
04-16-2007, 10:33 PM
Never one to just rest on his laurels (or sit on his backside as some said) Inspector...

...Gadget chose to lean upon Hardy....

Fitzwilly
04-16-2007, 10:40 PM
Whom he quickly found our was carrying a knife... You guessed it a "Stanley" He said "Hey Bud, Why bother me? I just came from the loo."

OkiDoki
04-17-2007, 01:34 PM
And I just wanted to cut a slice of Cheerio. So sit down, wash your hands, and have some vitamins before.....

caiti_erin
04-17-2007, 05:28 PM
... before the great green slime monster swallows us all! suddely out jumped an Aussie who said...

BalooBaphoon
04-17-2007, 05:32 PM
g'day mate could you help, tie me kangaroo down boy?

caiti_erin
04-17-2007, 06:17 PM
( an unofficial version of that song) Fry me kangaroo brown Spot, Fry me Kangaroo Brown!

Gladman
04-17-2007, 06:27 PM
Then he remembered, "hey I threw a boomerang a minute ago. I wonder...."

caiti_erin
04-17-2007, 07:14 PM
are any of you actual australians? most boomerangs didnt 'come back' the were merely killing devices for kangaroo or emu lunch!

Gladman
04-18-2007, 03:52 PM
I wonder what happened to it. Oh....my....gosh! "Mam,.........."

OkiDoki
04-19-2007, 01:01 AM
"...I'm afraid I've eaten it and now I probably look like a broadtrapfrog living in Australia waiting for a princess to kiss me! Is there a princess in the room?"

caiti_erin
04-19-2007, 02:10 AM
out came a large ermmm... lady... her bottom was spilling out of her super skinny jeans, her quadrouple chin wobbled when she breathed. her 5 o'clock shadow was showing and her manly voice boomed 'hello honey!' (if i were you i'd run)

OkiDoki
04-28-2007, 06:44 AM
So the frog ran bumped into Buda who gave the frog a big kiss and the frog changed into a prins on a white horse with a red nose.

Fitzwilly
04-28-2007, 06:04 PM
Budda looked at the white horse with the red nose as the prince started to juggle.

Gladman
04-28-2007, 09:14 PM
Boomerangs! Can you imagine that? "I can do six," he said. "Watch this." But as he was showing off........