Hey guys!

Anybody got any good cow, horse, cowboy, chicken, or other related jokes I can "borrow" to tell while I'm twisting the night away 1022?

Buuuuuurk!

Colonel Saunders started 'Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)'

Why did the dinosaur cross the road

They didn,t have chickens back then

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Hamburger

I have a whole webpage devoted to Cow Jokes. Y'er more than welcome to check it out at;
http://www.geocities.com/saddletrails/pg4.html

What do you get from a pampered cow



Spoiled milk

You could really milk these cow jokes :wink:

THats no bull

If you're around a cow / bull with horns, and it mooos, ask "whidh horn did it blow?"

Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see any license plates.

why did beethoven get rid of his chickens?

they kept saying bock!

Can you shoe a horse?

No but I once told a donkey to go away!

I hate to mention it, but if the Carnival is on 1022, you're 987 years too late.

A horse walks into a bar and the Bartender says "Why the long Face".

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, is some sort of joke"

Try this out, but tell it like a story.

I was out driving home from a Clown Gig one night around tenish and there was on a stretch of deserted Road, when all of a sudden I heard a and felt a big thump, thump, thump. I stopped the car and got out. I couldn't believe it I hit a tremendous Pig. Killed him instantly. It was late, no one was in sight it was dark so Not wanting to get caught I dragged the dead pig off the road, Got back in my car and drove out of the area as fast as I could. Three days later I was served with a Summons. A Local Farmer was Suing me for five grand because I hitt and killed his prize Pig. I couldn't believe it so I asked how he found out it was me that killed his Pig. He looked me straight in the eye and said "The "The Porker squealed on you".

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

De-calf-inated