A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blond girl.
2.The bouncer is a blond girl.
3.I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blond and is a professional weight lifter.
5.The lady to your right is a blond and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

(laughing to oneself is acceptable lest we politicize the laughs)
:pie: :splatter:

I'd laugh but then we would have to explain why we are laughing to a few of the members...

I don't get it

Well, I'm only a bottle blonde, so I think it's pretty funny! ;)

I don't get it


Maybe it's because of your blond wig;) . Maybe it helps to put your wig off so then we don't have to explain it twice.

Just kidding

A clown can't help but to like anything involving blond lesbians.

A clown can't help but to like anything involving blond lesbians.
A blonde lesbian is a woman who's good looking and knows it. A blonde straight is good looking, but doesn't know it. And a blonde bisexual is good looking, knows it, plus she thinks I'm good looking too.:D

I simply love this forum and you guys are the funniest bunch of clowns I've ever met!!!