A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells "DUCK!!!!" and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells "MAN!!!!"
(okey, I'd better duck now_:pie: :pie:

A duck walks into the bar and asks "do you have any peanuts"? The bar tender replied "no, this is a bar. We don't serve peanuts". The next day the same thing happened. The bar tender said "if you ask me one more time for peanuts, I'll nail your beak to the counter." The next day the duck walked in and asked "do you have any nails". The bar tender said "no". The duck then said "well then, do you have any peanuts"?

If ya pour 2-percent over a buch of ducks you get milk and quackers.

Do you know when ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

That's pretty wacky, Quacky

Q.What has webbed feet And fangs.

A.Count quackula

When my husband and I went out for dinner the other night, I told him to act like a duck and TAKE THE BILL.

lolololololololz!!! ;'D