The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up
their tent and then go to sleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger
wakes his faithful friend, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me
what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars".

"And, What does this tell you?' asks the Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, It
appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi???"

The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto quizzically, then spoke, "Tonto,
you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"

Happy Halloween!
-SWS

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good one

And we all know where the Lone Ranger took his trash??

To da dump to da dump to da dump dump

great joke I told it on stage a week ago and brought the house down.

Hehehe....oh....lol....

That's great...gotta use that one while I'm twisting at the western carnival this friday!

that was cool I mean people can definetly look past the obivous