one day a miner was walking on a trail. he had a old mule with a brokedown dirty saddle, old double berral shot gun ratey cloths and a old dirty hat with the brim turned up. form the other side of the trail comes a texan dandy. he was all decked out , he had a big white stallion.silver plated saddle, new fancy clothes, big brand new white 10 galloon hat and a pearl handles six shooter on each side of his belt. not the texan figures he is gonna have some fun with this old miner.he says to the miner "freind you ever danced". the miner in a slow drawl says "no im afraid i never learned how". well why dont you get off that ol mule of yours and ill show you how" says the texan as he draws out one of the pearl handled hog legs. the miner gets off his mule and the texan starts shootin at his feet. well ill tell ya that miner starts dancen aroung like fred astair. the texan empties that gun and pulls out the other hog leg and staarts shootin at his feet again. well that miner starts doin his best impression of jean kelly. the texan empties his other gun and the miner slowly walks over to his mule and pulls out that old shot gun sticks it in the texans nose and says "texan let me ask you somethin. you ever kissed the south side of a northbound mule". well that texan in a crackling voice says "no never have but im fixin to learn how"

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