A friend of mine has a character of a Baseball player type clown. This is a foam bat that would be fantastic.

http://www.foamprops.com/images/photos/projectsfullsize/Baseball%20bat%20low%20res2.jpg (http://www.foamprops.com/images/photos/projectsfullsize/Baseball%20bat%20low%20res2.jpg)

www.foamprops.com (http://www.foamprops.com)

Who needs steroids when you have one of those?