Scruffy
11-24-2004, 05:23 PM
Time to get a new fence!
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View Full Version : What time is it when an Elehant sits on your fence? Scruffy 11-24-2004, 05:23 PM Time to get a new fence! Chester S Snaggletooth 07-07-2009, 12:33 PM Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red? To hide in the cherry tree! Ever seen and elephant hiding in a cherry? See, it works! stuffy 07-07-2009, 12:35 PM How does the elephant get down from a tree? Stands on a leaf and waits til fall Special K'z 07-07-2009, 12:41 PM Ok I'll bite Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot cocoa Elephant Jokes (http://www.lanet.lv/users/judrups/Humor/elephqa.html) Chester S Snaggletooth 07-07-2009, 01:05 PM Why'd the elephant wear his tennies? Because his nine-ies were too small and his eleven-ies were too big! Chester S Snaggletooth 07-07-2009, 01:06 PM What goes "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, Squish! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, Squish!" An elephant with one wet shoe. pixcoco 07-07-2009, 01:14 PM How does the elephant get down from a tree? Stands on a leaf and waits til fall You don't...you get down off a duck. pixcoco 07-07-2009, 01:15 PM How does the elephant get down from a tree? Stands on a leaf and waits til fall How did the elephant get up in the tree? He sat on an acorn and waited for it to grow. Violet 07-07-2009, 01:23 PM Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up ! Kris Bo-juggles 07-24-2009, 01:38 AM How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door take out the food put im in How do you put a girraffe in the fridge? Open the door take out the elephant put im in. The forest is on fire the lion calls a meeting to talk about it. Who doesn't show up? The girraffe he's stuck in the fridge SuitcaseSam 07-24-2009, 09:31 AM I seen a peanut stand heard a rubber band I seen a needle that winked it's eye but I think I'll have seen about everything When I see an elephant fly from Disney's Dumbo for those who don't know ~Sam 8-) StuartPid 07-24-2009, 11:36 AM how many elephants can you fit in Volkswagen? 4, 2 in the front two in the back. How can you tell if there are elephants in your house?? There is an empty Volkswagen parked out front. How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?? There are foot prints in the peanut butter. Dusty B 07-24-2009, 12:41 PM How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door take out the food put im in How do you put a girraffe in the fridge? Open the door take out the elephant put im in. The forest is on fire the lion calls a meeting to talk about it. Who doesn't show up? The girraffe he's stuck in the fridge You come to a river known to be infested with alligators..how do you cross? Swim across, all the alligators are at the meeting. Kris Bo-juggles 07-24-2009, 08:06 PM Nice never heard that one Sunday Silly Pants 08-06-2009, 11:07 PM What happens when you fart in church? you have to sit in your own PEW !!! Dusty B 08-07-2009, 03:37 PM Nice never heard that one It was part of a "spammish" email I received a long time ago. There was a list of questions that most adults got wrong but most kindergardners could pass 4 out of 5. It started with those first 3 jokes, then went to the alligator one I posted. I can't remember the 5th joke in the series. :( Doc & Jasper 09-03-2009, 10:02 AM Elephants are always ready to go on vacation, for they always keep their trunks packed. Spangle The Clown 09-03-2009, 12:28 PM I was reading a book last night on girraffes. A very interesting book. I found out why their necks are so long..... Because... their heads are so far away from their body. Spangle Sorry !!!...... LOL |