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Vegetus
02-18-2008, 07:10 PM
Doing a charity event this Thursday on my stilts.

It's a woman-less beauty pageant. I'll walk the runway in two outfits: 1 casual (had a gawdy outfit made) and form (had a stilt dress made).

Anyway, I'm going to go back to a white-face for the event (in drag obviously), and just looking for some patter ideas. It's an all out beauty pageant, but no real idea what type of questions the panel will be asking - anything you can come up I may be able to work in.

My character:

Wee Wilma Small
height: standing some 15'
theme song: casual dress - People are strange, formal dress - small people
Favorite color: Bleak
Occupation: Rabid Llama Rider
Hobbies: Tossing midgets (not my idea) and making rubber band balls with complete apathy...

saphireSue
02-18-2008, 07:20 PM
Don't most beauty pagents contestants want

" World Peace"

well do opposite World Domination, or a play on the word ...World pizza, ...world pea....nuts, etc.

Fitzwilly
02-18-2008, 11:23 PM
This is good, I will have to revisit this thread tomorrow after a couple of hours sleep.

Sir Toony Van Dukes
02-19-2008, 05:07 PM
You MUST post pictures after this event!

Favorite movie: The Billion Dollar Hobo
Favorite place to visit: Bozonia

Vegetus
02-22-2008, 02:09 AM
Two rounds during the show.

Casual (http://imageigloo.com/images/9887New 050.jpg) - in my hippie garb

and

Formal (http://imageigloo.com/images/9764New 052.jpg) - in my blue night gown with red sequine shawl

Vegetus
02-28-2008, 09:13 AM
Fundraiser was pretty fun and more importantly - sucessful in raising cash for the cause.



A few pics....

This is the winner f the event. It was amazng how much like a woman he looked. He put a lot or work into it and had a nice character skit to go along with the appearance.

http://imageigloo.com/images/3616l_7d3756c87bc6bcc99e774205de7c950d.jpg Showing off her? talent with the Hoola-Hoop

http://imageigloo.com/images/2030l_b6f549b13f57b86d21f40b394e346cca.jpg and swaying the judges...

In the dressing room before the formal attire round. Our escorts (females) were asked to dress like males for the event.
http://imageigloo.com/images/72555.jpg

and before the casual round... (it's wrong that she - the real one, not me - is this skinny after having a baby 5 weeks before this picture)
http://imageigloo.com/images/68092.jpg

Chance Marmalade
02-28-2008, 04:50 PM
Looks like it was a fun event! Now that I think of it I haven't ever seen a stilt walker in person. I have caught some really great youtube videos of them though. One of my favorites is a guy on stilts who acts as a puppeteer to a woman moving like a marionette. It's a brilliant bit of mimery. Ah, found it!
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Willace-the-Clown
02-28-2008, 04:56 PM
Looks good Jolly Except in a few of them it looked like the person takeing pics was working your nerves

Sir Toony Van Dukes
02-28-2008, 06:41 PM
Good thing they had a high ceiling. I bet getting through the door was a little challenging.

Vegetus
02-28-2008, 09:17 PM
Naw, not working nerves. I blew my knee out and getting ready to have surgery - just took some time to get the referal but finally moving forward. Hoping it doesn't need a full replacement, but it feels pretty rough some days (moreso recently). I would've not participated in this event, but I'd committed to it some time ago. Halfway through or so, was having horrible knee pain and subsequent leg cramps - the result was an occassional scowl or grimace that made it to film.

Ceiling and a balloon archway was a bit tricky getting through for sure. ;)

Willace-the-Clown
02-28-2008, 09:20 PM
well we will all be pulling for you dureing your time off your feet & Stilts