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11-28-2004, 05:26 PM
Why elephants are so big, they're hardly ever lost!
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View Full Version : Can anyone tell me where elephants are found? ashes 11-28-2004, 05:26 PM Why elephants are so big, they're hardly ever lost! bada-bing Radio 02-10-2006, 02:32 PM Why do Elephants have trunks? Because they would look silly with Glove Compartments! Radio saphireSue 02-10-2006, 06:34 PM What animal is always ready for vacation? why elephants of course, they're trunk is already packed Oh Hi Radio, glad to meet ya. Jewls 03-06-2006, 09:34 AM How do you know when there is a scared elephant hiding under your bed? You wake up and your nose is touching the ceiling. The_Princess_of_Bozonia 03-08-2006, 12:02 PM What vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden? Squash! Scooter_MaGee 03-08-2006, 02:50 PM What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence Time to get a new fence I was laughing so hard the first time I heard that joke I wet my pants (I was five) The_Princess_of_Bozonia 03-20-2006, 01:44 PM Why does an elephant wear red sneakers? So he can hide in a cherry tree. Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? No? Then it works, doesn't it? ashes 03-20-2006, 01:51 PM How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. Down comes from ducks and geese. Ashes |