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TinyTiff
12-12-2004, 10:22 PM
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Moscow
Moscow Who?
Moscow's gives more milk than Pa's cow!

Gilbert
12-14-2004, 12:15 PM
Most-go - as they say in Russia

or

As they say in Moscow "Must be Rushin!"

slymonkey
01-29-2005, 02:29 PM
Here is another Knock knock joke for you.


Knock, Knock
whos there
luke
luke who
luke though the key hole and you will see me

tylerrosefan
02-21-2005, 08:29 PM
knock, knock

who's there

Megan, Elise, and Chicken

Megan, Elise, and Chicken who?

He's Megan, Elise, and Chicken it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.... 8O

Scruffy
02-21-2005, 09:47 PM
Tylerrosefan, Welcome to the board. Judging from the quality of the joke you told, I'd say you'll fit in juuust fine.
Welcome!
Scruffy

Tinks
02-21-2005, 10:18 PM
knock, knock

who's there

Megan, Elise, and Chicken

Megan, Elise, and Chicken who?

He's Megan, Elise, and Chicken it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.... 8O

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jamz
02-21-2005, 10:39 PM
I WILL be stealing that one

Gecko_D_Clown
04-14-2005, 08:15 PM
ok....this one is a little hard to get across in writing, but here goes....

1st person: Knock Knock

2nd person: Who's there?

1st person: Interrupting Cow

2nd person: Interrupting C.....

1st person: MOOOOOO!!!!!!

(basically, you just interrupt the person with a loud MOO!!! as they are responding)

Sorry if that was painful for you all.... :?

Scruffy
04-15-2005, 02:36 PM
No pain at all....

generaldogsbody
05-19-2005, 08:37 AM
Here is another Knock knock joke for you.


Knock, Knock
whos there
luke
luke who
luke though the key hole and you will see me

What a truly awful joke! :)

Jamz
05-24-2005, 09:12 PM
What di the snail say as he rode on the turtles back




weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Joke told by Mama Clown

RedClownFred
06-14-2005, 02:00 PM
Heard this knock-knock joke from a clown in Biloxi:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
Mrs Zippy!

Blossom
06-14-2005, 07:44 PM
This one is also hard to get into writing, but here goes!

"Knock Knock"

Who's There?

"Control freak"
Then, as they start to say their Control freak etc. part, you say "Now YOU say control freak who"

I hope that you understand how it goes, because it's kind of hard to write. :lol:


Blossom

LooneyBallooney
11-17-2005, 06:27 PM
And my favorite- kids don't get it but adults think it's funny.
Knock knock
whos there
Amy Fisher
Amy Fisher who?
BANG

Walmoe1
12-07-2005, 10:09 AM
(this goes back to Jr. High circa:1962 ?)

-knock-knock
-who's there
-Butch and Jimmy
-Butch and Jimmy who?
-BUTCH YOUR ARMS AROUND ME AND JIMMY A KISS.

(never worked for me however)

ashes
12-07-2005, 10:31 AM
Cute, Walmoe1!!

Ashes

Walmoe1
12-08-2005, 02:04 PM
(this goes back to Jr. High circa:1962 ?)

-knock-knock
-who's there
-Butch and Jimmy
-Butch and Jimmy who?
-BUTCH YOUR ARMS AROUND ME AND JIMMY A KISS.

(never worked for me however)

So I told that one to one of the security men at work last night and I was informed that I'd left somethin out; It's Butch and Jimmy and Joe.
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and I'll JOE home.

TJ
12-08-2005, 10:46 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who's there??

Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock

Who's there!?!?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?

Jamz
01-10-2006, 08:56 PM
Why did the pillow go to the doctor


He was all stuffed up

Walmoe1
02-20-2006, 09:58 PM
Whaddya got when you have two banana peels
-A pair of slippers
(groan)
I thought that had some appeal
(double groan)

ashes
02-21-2006, 09:46 AM
Those are baaaaad, Walmoe!
hmmm... I think I'll steal them =)

The_Princess_of_Bozonia
02-26-2006, 02:04 AM
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna keep me waiting out here!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door opens, I'll come in!

saphireSue
03-05-2006, 01:15 PM
This is from Tinks my littlest clown

Mom will you remember me in Month?
yes

Mom will you remember me in a week?
Yes

Will you remember me in a min?
Yes

Knock, Knock
Who's there?

You'd said you'd remember me and you've forgotten me already.

Fast Eddie
06-25-2006, 09:17 AM
Good Jokes

Dartel

piglegpete
07-10-2006, 03:32 PM
Knock Knock, Who's There?
Repeat
Repeat Who?
Who...Who...Who...Who...Who...Who...

saphireSue
07-10-2006, 08:05 PM
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a log.
Pete fell off, who was left?

Ok Pete and repeat were sitting on a log.
Pete fell off, who was left?

OK! Pete and repeat ...... :lol: