TinyTiff
12-12-2004, 10:22 PM
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Moscow
Moscow Who?
Moscow's gives more milk than Pa's cow!
Who's there?
Moscow
Moscow Who?
Moscow's gives more milk than Pa's cow!
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View Full Version : Knock Knock TinyTiff 12-12-2004, 10:22 PM Knock, Knock Who's there? Moscow Moscow Who? Moscow's gives more milk than Pa's cow! Gilbert 12-14-2004, 12:15 PM Most-go - as they say in Russia or As they say in Moscow "Must be Rushin!" slymonkey 01-29-2005, 02:29 PM Here is another Knock knock joke for you. Knock, Knock whos there luke luke who luke though the key hole and you will see me tylerrosefan 02-21-2005, 08:29 PM knock, knock who's there Megan, Elise, and Chicken Megan, Elise, and Chicken who? He's Megan, Elise, and Chicken it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.... 8O Scruffy 02-21-2005, 09:47 PM Tylerrosefan, Welcome to the board. Judging from the quality of the joke you told, I'd say you'll fit in juuust fine. Welcome! Scruffy Tinks 02-21-2005, 10:18 PM knock, knock who's there Megan, Elise, and Chicken Megan, Elise, and Chicken who? He's Megan, Elise, and Chicken it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.... 8O :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jamz 02-21-2005, 10:39 PM I WILL be stealing that one Gecko_D_Clown 04-14-2005, 08:15 PM ok....this one is a little hard to get across in writing, but here goes.... 1st person: Knock Knock 2nd person: Who's there? 1st person: Interrupting Cow 2nd person: Interrupting C..... 1st person: MOOOOOO!!!!!! (basically, you just interrupt the person with a loud MOO!!! as they are responding) Sorry if that was painful for you all.... :? Scruffy 04-15-2005, 02:36 PM No pain at all.... generaldogsbody 05-19-2005, 08:37 AM Here is another Knock knock joke for you. Knock, Knock whos there luke luke who luke though the key hole and you will see me What a truly awful joke! :) Jamz 05-24-2005, 09:12 PM What di the snail say as he rode on the turtles back weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Joke told by Mama Clown RedClownFred 06-14-2005, 02:00 PM Heard this knock-knock joke from a clown in Biloxi: Knock Knock Who's there? Zippy! Zippy who? Mrs Zippy! Blossom 06-14-2005, 07:44 PM This one is also hard to get into writing, but here goes! "Knock Knock" Who's There? "Control freak" Then, as they start to say their Control freak etc. part, you say "Now YOU say control freak who" I hope that you understand how it goes, because it's kind of hard to write. :lol: Blossom LooneyBallooney 11-17-2005, 06:27 PM And my favorite- kids don't get it but adults think it's funny. Knock knock whos there Amy Fisher Amy Fisher who? BANG Walmoe1 12-07-2005, 10:09 AM (this goes back to Jr. High circa:1962 ?) -knock-knock -who's there -Butch and Jimmy -Butch and Jimmy who? -BUTCH YOUR ARMS AROUND ME AND JIMMY A KISS. (never worked for me however) ashes 12-07-2005, 10:31 AM Cute, Walmoe1!! Ashes Walmoe1 12-08-2005, 02:04 PM (this goes back to Jr. High circa:1962 ?) -knock-knock -who's there -Butch and Jimmy -Butch and Jimmy who? -BUTCH YOUR ARMS AROUND ME AND JIMMY A KISS. (never worked for me however) So I told that one to one of the security men at work last night and I was informed that I'd left somethin out; It's Butch and Jimmy and Joe. Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and I'll JOE home. TJ 12-08-2005, 10:46 PM Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there?? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there!?!? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again? Jamz 01-10-2006, 08:56 PM Why did the pillow go to the doctor He was all stuffed up Walmoe1 02-20-2006, 09:58 PM Whaddya got when you have two banana peels -A pair of slippers (groan) I thought that had some appeal (double groan) ashes 02-21-2006, 09:46 AM Those are baaaaad, Walmoe! hmmm... I think I'll steal them =) The_Princess_of_Bozonia 02-26-2006, 02:04 AM Knock, knock Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donna keep me waiting out here! Knock, knock Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy door opens, I'll come in! saphireSue 03-05-2006, 01:15 PM This is from Tinks my littlest clown Mom will you remember me in Month? yes Mom will you remember me in a week? Yes Will you remember me in a min? Yes Knock, Knock Who's there? You'd said you'd remember me and you've forgotten me already. Fast Eddie 06-25-2006, 09:17 AM Good Jokes Dartel piglegpete 07-10-2006, 03:32 PM Knock Knock, Who's There? Repeat Repeat Who? Who...Who...Who...Who...Who...Who... saphireSue 07-10-2006, 08:05 PM Pete and Repeat were sitting on a log. Pete fell off, who was left? Ok Pete and repeat were sitting on a log. Pete fell off, who was left? OK! Pete and repeat ...... :lol: |