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mr_buckaroo
12-24-2004, 06:39 PM
one day a young buckaroo and his grandpa were talkin and the young cowboy asked his grandpa how he managed to live so long. the grandpa said he put gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning and that was his secret to long life. so every morning for the rest of his life the young cowboy put gunpowder on his oatmeal and managed to live to the ripe old age of 95. he left 14 children, 32 grandchildren and 40 greatgrandchildren o yea and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the creametorium.

Scruffy
12-25-2004, 06:14 AM
I Like that one Mr. Buckaroo, I really do.

saphireSue
12-28-2004, 10:18 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

generaldogsbody
05-19-2005, 09:20 AM
Funny :D

Walmoe1
02-16-2006, 11:29 AM
Got a bang outta that one whadda blast.

Walmoe1
02-19-2006, 03:01 PM
Considering what oatmeal does to me-I'm surprised he didn't blow a hole in the commode too.