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Tinks
01-25-2005, 12:29 AM
Was so cold here in NY today that the Lawyers had their hands in their own pockets!

ba dum dum

Scruffy
01-25-2005, 05:13 AM
What do you call 800 lawyers at the bottom of an ocean?

A good start.

Jamz
02-01-2005, 11:57 AM
They are replacing lab rats with lawers

there are some things rats just wont do

Scruffy
02-01-2005, 12:55 PM
They are replacing lab rats with lawers

there are some things rats just wont do

LOL!

Tinks
02-01-2005, 03:34 PM
They are replacing lab rats with lawers

there are some things rats just wont do

Hey! That's from my favorite movie! Hook of course, Robin Williams ( my idol ) says it in a speech honoring granny wendy LOL

Tinks

RedClownFred
05-23-2005, 06:35 PM
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

RedClownFred
05-23-2005, 06:40 PM
Hi Again. Had to add three more of my personal favorites (then I'll shut up...unlike a lawyer)!

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A: Other lawyers look interested.

Q: What's another way you can tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

:wink: