Tinks
01-25-2005, 12:29 AM
Was so cold here in NY today that the Lawyers had their hands in their own pockets!
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View Full Version : Lawyers.... Tinks 01-25-2005, 12:29 AM Was so cold here in NY today that the Lawyers had their hands in their own pockets! ba dum dum Scruffy 01-25-2005, 05:13 AM What do you call 800 lawyers at the bottom of an ocean? A good start. Jamz 02-01-2005, 11:57 AM They are replacing lab rats with lawers there are some things rats just wont do Scruffy 02-01-2005, 12:55 PM They are replacing lab rats with lawers there are some things rats just wont do LOL! Tinks 02-01-2005, 03:34 PM They are replacing lab rats with lawers there are some things rats just wont do Hey! That's from my favorite movie! Hook of course, Robin Williams ( my idol ) says it in a speech honoring granny wendy LOL Tinks RedClownFred 05-23-2005, 06:35 PM Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish. RedClownFred 05-23-2005, 06:40 PM Hi Again. Had to add three more of my personal favorites (then I'll shut up...unlike a lawyer)! Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying? A: Other lawyers look interested. Q: What's another way you can tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. :wink: |