View Full Version : Lifes little questions


Jamz
03-03-2005, 06:14 PM
1 Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak

2 Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle

3 Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets

4 How do those dead bugs get in those enclosed light fixtures

5 Is there a day when mattresses are not on sale

6 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat

7 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp

mr_buckaroo
03-03-2005, 07:13 PM
8. why do we drive one parkways and park on drive ways

9. why do 7-11 's have locks on there doors when they are open 24hrs,

Walmoe1
04-02-2005, 09:23 AM
-- If you pick up a one-legged hitchhiker, do you tell him -hop in?
Why do the put an expiration date on sour cream -- is it going to go GOOD?

ashes
04-04-2005, 10:28 AM
when they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?


Ashes

TJ
04-04-2005, 10:57 PM
when they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?


Ashes

Bubble Wrap, of course. :wink:

Gecko_D_Clown
05-26-2005, 01:46 PM
Why are asteroids called asteroids and hemorroids called hemorroids?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Jamz
08-15-2005, 06:08 PM
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw the gun at him

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why do banks charge a fee on insufficent funds when they know there is not enough

Why do people believe you when you say there are forty billion stars but have to check when you say the paint is wet

Blossom
08-19-2005, 03:53 PM
Not quite the same but it annoys me when people say,"have a good one."
Good one what? I know they mean day, but you have to admit it sounds funny if you think about it. :roll:

Walmoe1
08-20-2005, 10:59 AM
[quote="Blossom"]Not quite the same but it annoys me when people say,"have a good one."
Good one what? I know they mean day, but you have to admit it sounds funny if you think about it. :roll:[/quote

Probably because it's so generic Blossom-I'm guilty of that , I'm a Wal-Mart greeter and I say it about, lets say--Four Thousand times a day. Good observation however.
Later

Blossom
08-20-2005, 11:07 AM
Why do clocks run clockwise?

do penguins have knees?

(not my own but :lol: )

Scruffy
08-20-2005, 03:13 PM
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?

Walmoe1
08-24-2005, 10:40 AM
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?

OoooooooooooooooooKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay!

PremierSparkles
08-24-2005, 12:13 PM
Why are asteroids called asteroids and hemorroids called hemorroids?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

This made me laugh out loud!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jamz
08-25-2005, 05:51 PM
How come there are no father in law jokes?

Scruffy
08-25-2005, 07:59 PM
Because we are funny tasting

saphireSue
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
If electicity comes from electrons

Does Morality come from Morons?

ashes
08-29-2005, 10:01 PM
If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from???

Ashes

LooneyBallooney
09-13-2005, 12:06 AM
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why has the metric system only caught on with the drug dealers?
If Adam was the perfect man and Eve was a beautiful women, where did all the ugly people come from?

These and many more in my book Rhetorical Questions, available on my website.

fumbles1
09-13-2005, 05:10 PM
Mine's alittle different too, but why do we say to little kids sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite?
First time I said that to my daughter she cried for 10min. worrying about bed bugs!

Jamz
01-31-2006, 04:54 PM
What is the employee discount at the dollar store

BIPS
02-01-2006, 12:34 PM
Whats does broad daylight mean?

Is that light just for women?

Jamz
02-02-2006, 01:37 PM
Why do French people eat snails


They dont like fast food