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1 Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak
2 Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle
3 Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets
4 How do those dead bugs get in those enclosed light fixtures
5 Is there a day when mattresses are not on sale
6 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat
7 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp
mr_buckaroo 03-03-2005, 07:13 PM 8. why do we drive one parkways and park on drive ways
9. why do 7-11 's have locks on there doors when they are open 24hrs,
Walmoe1 04-02-2005, 09:23 AM -- If you pick up a one-legged hitchhiker, do you tell him -hop in?
Why do the put an expiration date on sour cream -- is it going to go GOOD?
ashes 04-04-2005, 10:28 AM when they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Ashes
when they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Ashes
Bubble Wrap, of course. :wink:
Gecko_D_Clown 05-26-2005, 01:46 PM Why are asteroids called asteroids and hemorroids called hemorroids?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw the gun at him
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures
Why do banks charge a fee on insufficent funds when they know there is not enough
Why do people believe you when you say there are forty billion stars but have to check when you say the paint is wet
Blossom 08-19-2005, 03:53 PM Not quite the same but it annoys me when people say,"have a good one."
Good one what? I know they mean day, but you have to admit it sounds funny if you think about it. :roll:
Walmoe1 08-20-2005, 10:59 AM [quote="Blossom"]Not quite the same but it annoys me when people say,"have a good one."
Good one what? I know they mean day, but you have to admit it sounds funny if you think about it. :roll:[/quote
Probably because it's so generic Blossom-I'm guilty of that , I'm a Wal-Mart greeter and I say it about, lets say--Four Thousand times a day. Good observation however.
Later
Blossom 08-20-2005, 11:07 AM Why do clocks run clockwise?
do penguins have knees?
(not my own but :lol: )
Scruffy 08-20-2005, 03:13 PM What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?
Walmoe1 08-24-2005, 10:40 AM What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?
OoooooooooooooooooKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay!
PremierSparkles 08-24-2005, 12:13 PM Why are asteroids called asteroids and hemorroids called hemorroids?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
This made me laugh out loud!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How come there are no father in law jokes?
Scruffy 08-25-2005, 07:59 PM Because we are funny tasting
saphireSue 08-29-2005, 09:12 PM If electicity comes from electrons
Does Morality come from Morons?
ashes 08-29-2005, 10:01 PM If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from???
Ashes
LooneyBallooney 09-13-2005, 12:06 AM If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Why has the metric system only caught on with the drug dealers?
If Adam was the perfect man and Eve was a beautiful women, where did all the ugly people come from?
These and many more in my book Rhetorical Questions, available on my website.
fumbles1 09-13-2005, 05:10 PM Mine's alittle different too, but why do we say to little kids sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite?
First time I said that to my daughter she cried for 10min. worrying about bed bugs!
What is the employee discount at the dollar store
Whats does broad daylight mean?
Is that light just for women?
Why do French people eat snails
They dont like fast food
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