OK, I got bored in the car the other day and started with a story that could be a "whose on first" type story. Let me know if you think this has potential....

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I need help from all of the men here. It seems that my wife and I had a fight about where I went. Somehow, she found out where I went. She was upset and she asked me why I went where I went.

She said, "I know where you went. Now, tell me why you went there."

I told her, "I don't know where I went. I don't even know when I went where I went, so I couldn't possibly know why I went, where I went, when I went where I went."

It seemed like the fight went on for hours when she finally said, "Get out!"

So I said, "Fine! I guess I will just go back to where I went, when I went where I went."

She said, "No you won't!"

So I went to bed. That was the last time she went there. But if anyone know where I went, when I went where I went, please let me know. I may need to go there again.

Hmmmmmmm Sounds like you had a daydream and went somewhere you shouldn't have went.:cry:

I like it. I like it.

Hmmmmmmm Sounds like you had a daydream and went somewhere you shouldn't have went.:cry:
My little 7 year old cousin went somewhere he shouldn't have went, but let's not go there. ;)

If you can remember all the ins and outs it sounds good. Might have to be careful not to go too fast through the lines. Feeble minds like mine don't like being left too far in the dust.

It does have many repeating phrases which could easily have you going in circles. I went with the most condensed version of the story. I could see expanding it into a real dialogue between two clowns.

as long as you dont expect the unexpected :)