View Full Version : Why don`t canibals eat clowns?


Anonymous
03-30-2004, 07:27 PM
Because they taste FUNNY! LOLOLOLOL!!!

Bozo

Anonymous
03-30-2004, 07:27 PM
But why did they eat the high wire act?

Because they wanted a well balance meal!

Joe "Charlie C Chowder" S.

Cool Fool
08-16-2010, 02:44 PM
Wow. Wish I'd thought of that. Now I can't use it...

Zeeppo
01-14-2011, 10:21 PM
There should be a law against this joke

Rainbeau
01-14-2011, 10:36 PM
Why didn't the dyslexic atheist mail carrier believe he'd get bit?
He didn't believe in dog.:o

tim
01-15-2011, 12:37 AM
That's awful salty!

LuvLee
01-18-2011, 12:42 AM
Why don't canibals eat clowns? Because clowns are only half baked?

LuvLee
01-18-2011, 12:44 AM
They don't like to eat women clowns because they are too hot.

tim
01-18-2011, 01:16 AM
Or they're gay.

LuvLee
01-18-2011, 12:28 PM
Tim is in hot water, yummmmm Tim stew,,,,,

tim
01-18-2011, 12:43 PM
You like how I taste?

LuvLee
01-18-2011, 01:06 PM
oh, yeah,,,,but, lay off the rosemary and give it some thyme. Yummy, yummy, yummy I got Timmy in my tummy.

Zeeppo
01-19-2011, 12:10 AM
It is all fun and games until someone get eaten.

tim
01-19-2011, 06:54 AM
No, that's just the fun and games dessert.

Zeeppo
01-19-2011, 08:46 AM
Owch I will be careful eating the Lady Fingers at your house

LuvLee
01-21-2011, 08:29 PM
How do we know they don't eat clowns? Or lady fingers?

SuitcaseSam
01-21-2011, 08:46 PM
It's always the canibals & the clowns joke. Ha Ha wish I had a nickel everytime I heard that one. They never tell why canibals don't eat magicians?

...because they're Magically Delicious

Gag Me!

~Sam 8-)

LuvLee
01-22-2011, 01:49 AM
I heard it's because they have "Magic Jack".

Pinkie Bee
01-22-2011, 04:35 PM
It's always the canibals & the clowns joke. Ha Ha wish I had a nickel everytime I heard that one. They never tell why canibals don't eat magicians?

...because they're Magically Delicious

Gag Me!

~Sam 8-)
think you got that backwards
that would be the reason they eat them!

Zeeppo
01-22-2011, 05:07 PM
the Surgeon General warns that clowns are high in sodium and HDC Cholesterol. Clowns are also high in Mercury and Lead content. One runs the risk of heart attack if they eat more than one clown a month.

Cannibals are no fools they are just cutting the red meat out of their diets. Besides mimes are much better for you.

'Mime the Other White Meat'

LuvLee
01-22-2011, 05:54 PM
WHITE MEAT,,,,,,,,,ONE OF BIGGEST FEARS, ZEEPPO. No joke,,,,,

LuvLee
02-06-2011, 12:02 AM
Been out in the sun tanning since the last post,,,,,,now I only fear loosing a drumstick.:D