I got this today and it was too funny to keep to myself.
Healthy Levels of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

7. dontuseanypunctuation

8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

14. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won! "

15. When Leaving The Zoo, ! Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
I think there has to be a couple skits in here somewhere.... 8)

those are great great great I'm gonna have to do some of those :lol:

:twisted: : sweet i was having a bad day till i read that

Thanks for the laughs Scruffy

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good Scruffy

:lol: Now that's what I call funny! :lol:
I'm going to start using some of those. I especially like the "In Accordance With The Prophecy" and "Do youi want fries with that?"

:oops: I just notice my freudian slip there. I must want some fries... :roll:

Thanks Scruffy!

I used the " due to the economy" one on my 16 year old. I think I found it a little funnier than she did!
:lol:
GiGi

These are great Scruffy! My gut is busting just reading these! Thanks for making all of us smile!

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
I have actually done #4 :)

revisted this post :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
just as good the next time.

We just had JACO come through here, we're I work. I might try the coffee suggestion. :?

<<<<<<Grins from ear to ear!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I love the Drive Thru. I'm going to have to do that one.

You just helped me figure out sixteen week's worth of Fun Fridays for me. Thanks!

I think I may start doing #3 on a regular basis :D