I have a puppet named Charmin....yes, it is a roll of toilet paper & the kiddies love it. I need more one-liners though....like her favorite song is "WipeOut"....things like that....Can anyone help?

Dizzye Dee

A friend of mine had a puppet named lenerad that he made from painted sticks and took into places. He would have people talk to lenerad like the invesable dog and it worked wonderfully. Practice your ventroaqium skills and you will probably have them falling out of thier seats.

cocoa the clown

Explain that it's "John Wayne" toilet paper...it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take @#%$ off anyone.

Woah Nelly

You could have Charmin talk about going to the Bank to make a DEPOSIT!

Pick on an adult and tell them not to look so POE-FACED

Give Charmin a friend he talks about called LOO. Loo could be feeling a little FLUSHED or WASHED OUT.

Charmin be feeling BROWNED OFF

OK so they are corny

Truth2tell

Charmin's job could be a stunt extra in tv commericals
bc she/he can take a roll well

When he/she gets upset (says their wits are coming unrolled/unraveled)

or how she/he can be all "washed up"

or sing" its my potty , and ill cry if i want to "

Katie S Cuddles

His favorite Hymn is "When the Roll is Called Up Yonder".