Because it's impossi-kibble!

It's not the best, But I think that it's kinda funy. :D

Blossom

Here's one for all you chinease food fans!
What did the tired oriental vegitable say?

"I'm going bokchoy bed"

Not quite sure if that's how it's spelled, but oh well.

Blossom

this is one i saw in a book (a kids book)

what do yo call a chinese man who drives his car off a ten story building? choped sueyside! (personally i think thats a little to truthfull for the addiunce it tries to reach