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Dusty B
11-26-2008, 05:55 PM
Get some plastic T's, write "Boo!" on them, hand them out, and have them shake their Boo-T.

Plastic D's made of clear plastic to look like ice can be "Birdies" (brrr D's) or just write "Brrrr" on a "D" like above.

I like the "put a paper towel on your head then ask if there are any cops around...you're worried because you have a Bounty on your head" idea I read from some place.

two drinking glasses with "I" printed on them can become a pair of I-glasses. Bet you saw that coming...

Also, as I prop, I'm toying (pun not intended but rather appropriate) with the idea of making an idea light bulb flip from the top of a bowler. (the hat, not the sportsman.) I figure a "magic" lightbulb will work great for the bulb...just cut a hole in the top but keep the material, rig some sort of hidden string pop up mechanism that opens the top flap, the bulb is attached on the inside, and when it opens, the bulb comes on... will need a Tall hat for that tho. The mechanism might be modified from the
"Filp Top" wig. When ever I get an idea, just pull the string and there's the lit bulb... could even through in an a small bell sound at the same time...

Pickles
11-26-2008, 06:19 PM
I'm supposed to be starting my Thanksgiving dinner, but, instead, I'm going up to the Clown Room and start makin' me some "Boo-Ts." That's hilarious.

Punkin
11-26-2008, 06:34 PM
Don't forget to make your "green t shirt" (a tee shirt with green t's or tea bags on it).........or your bouquet of buttercups (three Promise margarine containers on green pipe cleaners)!!!! How about your "hare brush"....(brush with a rabbit on it.)

Punkin

Teemo
11-26-2008, 09:11 PM
I like that buttercup idea.

Dusty B
12-04-2008, 04:53 PM
Take one large fly swatter, glue an "I" or an "Eye" on it, then ask if anyone ordered a jumbo "i swatter / eye swatter" (ice water.)

a toy rhino with a "T" on it's side, a black eye and bunches of little bandages = a (ready for this?!?) "T-Rhinocerous Wrecks" (Okay, I probably deserve pies in the face for that one.) If no one else is brave enough, I'll laugh at it myself if a few...

oogie
12-04-2008, 11:44 PM
Thought about putting a 1X6 board on my back and a sign that says...Warning Clown on Board......
Oogie

Pickles
12-05-2008, 07:50 AM
One day, shortly after I became a clown, my husband came home from work, only to find me standing on a chair over the kitchen table trying to take a photo. My photo subjects were empty cardboard butter boxes with little construction paper wings taped on the sides.

My husband looked at the butter boxes, looked up at me with a weird look on his face, and said, "Let me guess. Butterflies, right"?

YES!!!!!! I was taking a picture of my butterfly collection. I was so proud of him for figuring that one out.

Jooniper
12-12-2008, 10:48 AM
My other half walked in and found me with a hammer in one hand, and a nail up my nose....
He panicked and it took me ages to convince him I wasn't trying to kill myself!!

Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)
12-12-2008, 12:14 PM
Well perhaps you ought to explain to us, what you were doing with a hammer in one hand and a nail up your nose.

tim
12-12-2008, 01:01 PM
She's practicing her sideshow bits.

Jooniper
12-13-2008, 10:11 AM
Correct, Tim.
I was indeed practising the Human Blockhead, which I do believe is one of my favourite things to do, and something I mention often.

Sir Toony Van Dukes
12-14-2008, 06:30 PM
I was shopping at Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts the other week and stumbled upon some pink letters in the clearance bin. I picked out a pair of Pink Es. I haven't quite figured out a routine....