jumpin_jacks
07-06-2005, 02:38 PM
What did the bird say when he didnt go to work???
I'll just wing it!!!
I'll just wing it!!!
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View Full Version : spur-of-the-moment-jokes (You'll love em,I hope please read) jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 02:38 PM What did the bird say when he didnt go to work??? I'll just wing it!!! jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 02:40 PM what do you call a mime in a taxi? A: luckier than me i've been waitin' for hours to get a taxi!!! jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 02:44 PM what do you call a mime? anything...but don't excpect him to reply! :lol: jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 02:52 PM put makup on a man he's weird...put makup on a clown he fits right in!! 8) jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 03:01 PM feel free to jump in [THIS MESSAGE WAS NOT INTENDED TO MAKE YOU JUMP INTO THE COMPUTER] DUH!! :roll: jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 03:36 PM what do you call 2 bounty hunters who jumped out of a plain with a parachuit? some PAIR-OF-SHOOTERS jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 03:47 PM is it obvious??? it's a clown!! ___( )__ ___/\___ __/_-\__ _/___-\_ -|O O | -|-()--| _\---- / ---------- jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 05:04 PM pick up lines are over rated...so i go to the express line instead! :lol: jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 05:25 PM definition of a phycopath phycopath:a path you walk on jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 05:42 PM " their are only 2 things that are infinite, the universe and mans stupidity...and im not sure about the universe" said by einstine thats why we should show of are stupidity as much as we can. the way i see it if we dont then thats like Piccasso not sharing his art to the world RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:37 PM Good stuff jumpin_jacks! A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN His clown car must be started with breathalyzer device. RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:38 PM A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN Props for his "disappearing" trick: a moving van and your wide-screen TV. RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:39 PM A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN Didn't bring any balloons, but manages to twist your dachshund into other animal shapes. jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 06:40 PM :lol: THATS A GREAT ONE! RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:40 PM A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN Prefaces each trick with, "here's a little number I learned in the joint." RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:41 PM A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN Wears a T-Shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!" jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 06:43 PM i like that one!! RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:43 PM Thanks! Stop me at any time...PLEASE! :oops: jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 06:44 PM ok stop im laughing to much :lol: RedClownFred 07-06-2005, 06:45 PM A SIGN YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN His business cards include the phrase "From the Mind of Stephen King..." I'll leave you with that one! Have Fun Now! :D jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 06:50 PM You crack me UP!!!!!! :lol: -|-|- _u_ \__/ jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 09:08 PM what do you call a microwave that doesn't work? a cupboard jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 09:10 PM A SIGN YOU HIRED THE WRONG CLOWN? HE BRINGS A SIGN WITH HIM THAT SAYS "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" saphireSue 07-06-2005, 09:20 PM :lol: cool jokes, first time I've seen you pic. cool outfit and costume. jumpin_jacks 07-06-2005, 10:42 PM its like Lou Jacobs :D Chetrow 07-08-2005, 07:36 PM groucho once said...... those are my principles. if you don't like them I have others. Scruffy 07-09-2005, 09:11 PM groucho once said...... those are my principles. if you don't like them I have others. LOL I forgot about that one! jumpin_jacks 07-11-2005, 06:45 PM i believe Groucho also said (and in your case chetrow i agree) i never forget a face.But in your case I'll make an exception *sigh* I crack myself up sometimes! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |