ok any monkey jokes/songs i need em for a talent (or lack their of) show sooo please help me ... why monkeys you ask well because kids at my school are quite fond of monkeys and chickens. p.s. kids at my school are now in the act dumb fase so im luvin that! 8)

What did the monkey say when he layed his tail on the rail road tracks?
It won't be long now.

Where did the monkey go when he got his tail cut off?
To the retail shop.