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Darrell
09-01-2005, 06:59 PM
I bought the reappearing flower prop. I begin by picking the yellow flowers off first. The first one I pick, I say "She loves me." The 2nd one I pick, I say "She loves my snot." Then "she loves me." Then "she loves my snot." Finally "she loves me."

Then I say to the audience, "well if she loves me, then I had better get her some more flowers!" Finally I use my hand and a magic word/phrase to make the colorful flowers appear.

Darrell

Scruffy
09-01-2005, 07:56 PM
Very good Darrell. I like it. Kids love a good snot joke....

ashes
09-02-2005, 08:29 AM
That snot funny. =)

I'll have to look for the reappearing flowers prop!


Ashes

Walmoe1
09-03-2005, 10:50 AM
Snot so bad, who nose? could be a big blowour.

Walmoe1
09-03-2005, 10:51 AM
Snot so bad, who nose? could be a big blowour.


I meant BLOWOUT

Scruffy
09-03-2005, 04:00 PM
ROFL!

Walmoe1
09-08-2005, 10:40 AM
-Could have the same impact of a Frank SNOTra record.
(in boogie rythm)

Walmoe1
09-09-2005, 02:11 PM
[quote="Walmoe1"]-Could have the same impact of a Frank SNOTra record.
(in boogie rythm)[/quote


This subject is so inspiring, I could write a SNOTta--this is a RUNNING gag

Someone please help me, I can't stop, I've gone mad I tell you hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

ashes
09-09-2005, 04:43 PM
Tell me this is SNOT happening!

Ashes

Scruffy
09-09-2005, 07:39 PM
Ashes,

No snotty remarks please...... :D

ashes
09-10-2005, 06:29 AM
I NOSE a good joke when I see one!

Ashes

Walmoe1
09-10-2005, 11:18 AM
I NOSE a good joke when I see one!

Ashes

You PICKED a good one there Ashes.

Scruffy
09-11-2005, 05:23 AM
Just be careful where you decide to leave it. :mrgreen:

Remember: In Life, it's not whether you pick your nose or not. It's a question of how well can you hide your boogers...

Okay, I'm though now...
Thanks for listening.... :wink:

ashes
09-11-2005, 06:27 AM
I said it in another thread, but it bears repeating here:

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose!

Ashes

saphireSue
09-11-2005, 09:09 PM
Are you sure about that?

Look at any clown conference and there will be picking noses every where....