For Christmas my mom got me a pair of oversized, plush Hulk hands so I can "defend myself" from my niece who has oversized boxing gloves. I thought it'd be pretty funny to walk around with them on as a clown, but about the only thing I can think of doing with them is just He-Man type poses or giving everyone a fist-bump. Can anything else be done with these?

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You could say that not only do you have green thumbs, but, even better, you have green HANDS. Then you could proceed to pull out feather flowers from your sleeves.

That's a good one, but sadly they aren't like gloves. They are just big fists, like those molded-foam beer holders you see at sports games.

you could alway off to give them a "hand".

Go around doing the honey mooners quote:

"One of these Days Alice... Bam! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

or even a simple ...

"Why I oughta!"

or go around and do the Carol Burnett Tarzan Yell as you bang your fists against your chest.

Those are just a couple of the things that come to my mind.

Christopher Clown: Go around doing the honey mooners quote:

"One of these Days Alice... Bam! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

The boss clown said that one time and the kid's mother got really upset that he said that. I mean seriously the politically correct in this country really need to lighten up. Having used the hands again this past Saturday at the game I found most kids are just psyched to do a fist bump. Seriously, I got paid to go around for an hour and entertain and all I did was a fist bump. The kids were actually sad when I went around to do balloons, they wanted to punch the Hulk hands again.