I'm looking for One-Liners......Toilet Paper jokes.....Gimme what you've got!!!

Example: My Toilet Paper Puppet (Charmin) has a favorite song - Wipe Out!

Can y'all help?!?!

Thanx,
Smilye

Toothbrush and Toilet Paper

Toothbrush: "Man, I think I have the worst job in the world."

Toilet paper: "Yeah, that's what you think!"

Snuffles the Clown

This is Charmin. He's an honor roll student. :-)

His girlfriend is Angel Soft. She's the daughter of chief White Cloud.