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Walmoe1
02-20-2006, 10:23 PM
Recently released strategic plan

Many troops in Iraq are being replaced with women with P.M.S. for the following reasons:

1) They're leaner
2) They're meaner
3) They hold water longer


P.S.

How many women with P.M.S. does it take to change a light bulb?

--THREE!!!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

tim
02-20-2006, 10:32 PM
I was of the opinion that we ought to have sent some angry women after Osama Bin Laden with a tub of Nads.

Scruffy
02-21-2006, 05:10 AM
I was of the opinion that we ought to have sent some angry women after Osama Bin Laden with a tub of Nads.

......I thought that the geneva Convention had banned cruel and unusual punishment.
8)

tim
02-22-2006, 02:36 AM
This is why some are against women serving in the military.