I recently discovered that my old matta has completely worn out. It was a gift, so I'm not sure where to find a new one. So, if any of you have an idea where I can get a replacement matta, please let me know.

the matta store im guessing.. honestly tho, what is a matta??

Knute, I think Dusty needs you to phrase that "What's a matta?" for optimum impact...

Mine was an alternate version of a henweigh. Hope that helps.

goodness.. am i that dense?? man.. i can't believe i didn't catch that one! so whats a henweigh?? is it the same as a buttfer?

goodness.. am i that dense?? man.. i can't believe i didn't catch that one! so whats a henweigh?? is it the same as a buttfer?

Don't feel bad, Knute. I was getting ready to look up "matta" in the dictionary. I was feeling kinda embarrassed that I didn't know what it was.

Hey, I HAD to try. Was curious if anyone would fall for so old a joke. So, to answer Knute's question: Nothing. What's a matta with you?

so its nothing like a buttfer then??

Don't feel bad, Knute. I was getting ready to look up "matta" in the dictionary. I was feeling kinda embarrassed that I didn't know what it was.


I was going to google matta and planned to buy it in all colors, if I didn't have one. Thank goodness I wasn't the only one who didn't catch on to this. :D

I googled matta and according to an online dictionary, matta may refer to:

Matta, Swat, a city in Swat, NWFP Pakistan, the main centre of TNSM
Matta, a genus of spiders in the Tetrablemmidae family

Now everyone knows what's the matta now!

And here I always thought that when people came up to me and yelled, "Whazzamatta U!" that they were expressing college pride.

I was hoping to catch a few more people on this joke before someone came along and spoiled it. <sigh> Maybe next time rather than giving it away, her grand highness would like to sit back and see who else takes the bait. :)

As Dusty B has suffered the premature exposure of his joke, I think he should be compensated with some snew.

What's snew?

While driving home from a gig, I came around a corner a little faster then I should have. It was too late. There was nothing I could do. I ran right over a piecost.

What's snew?

Not much, what's new with you?

(Thanks Zippy!)

Glad to do it!

While driving home from a gig, I came around a corner a little faster then I should have. It was too late. There was nothing I could do. I ran right over a piecost.

Gee, Lolly, what's a piecost?

I think about $5 in this area, now! Maybe more. Depends on the size.

Gee, Lolly, what's a piecost?

They were on sale at Superfresh for $2.99. I've also heard this joke with a henweigh.

Pie? I'll "give it to ya" - free - for the asking!

Can I have some pie, tim?

Do you really, really want it?

Pie me, please!

At what cost?

I really need a pencost.

Also really want innair. If anybody has some, let me know ASAP.

Pentecost ain't until April.

(snort) nice one, tim.

You still ain't told me where I can get innair.

Bet you don't even know...

You can get an Nair at the drugstore, in the aisle with the razors.

Isn't your son an heir?

Or try a balloon ride.

(This is too easy.)

three to four pounds