Hey, I bought this giant alarm clock at a yard sale for a few bucks. It doesn't work and is collecting dust so I was wondering if anyone has some ideas of what I could use it for,in a clowny way preferribly

Thanks,

Auzzy Dee

attach feather wings to it... tell people that "Time Flies"

That pic is decieving as far as size but I got one like that I attached a chain to and on occasion, I will hook it to my beltloop.

I tell everyone it's my pocket watch
(aren't Clowns suppose to have large, outlandish items?)

~Sam 8-)

Hey guys,thanks for the great ideas. SuitcaseSam I agree with you about the picture so I changed the original. It's now next to a kleenex box for size comparison.And sorry I took so long to respond.

Thanks,

Auzzy Dee

Regarding the clock, you could buy a strap and wear it around your ankel, when people ask tell them this is your wrist watch. Another idea is find a rock and tell people your good at playing music such as Elvis hit, Rock around the Clock. The spin the held rock around the clock. If your at a picnic for instance, spot any food someone will be eating or better yet someone is preparing, look at the food inquisitively, and mention you think that food could use a little spice, then pull out the clock and say perhaps some thyme.

Sorry, Auzzy. The reason I can not think anything is because it does not work. If it did, it might ring a bell.

wrist watch

Tape it to some PVC for a bomb prop, add some wires

It works wonders when you're working airports

Yeah draws LOTS of attention....

Show it to people and tell them it quit working so now you use it as a STOP watch.