I asked some kids what their favorite movie was and each had a different answer. I anticipated that one would say Star Wars. At that point, I pulled out a cheap Light Saber that I bought at KMart and begin to talk about my "favorite" characters: That short jedi guy named "Yogurt". Also, Hon Solo and his buddy "Chewbroccoli." I mention that I got my Light Saber from Darth Vader's wife, "Ella Vader (elevator)". But that my favorite part was when the good guys get together and say, "May You Be With The Force!" Of course the kids correct me and say its, "May The Force Be With You." This patter worked pretty good at getting the kids to laugh and it helped me relax and do the rest of the show.
:D
Darrell

If you dont mind I would like to borrow that Is very funny

Please feel free to borrow this patter if you want. I have used a lot of the jokes that I have found on this site.

Darrell

Those are great ideas, Darrell. I don't know how I missed them.

I liked "Chewbroccoli."