Princess runs onstage in a panic, yelling into a megaphone and trailing papers from her clipboard left and right.
RED NOSE ALERT! I repeat, Red Nose Alert! Man your battlestations! Everybody on deck! Sound the alarm! Raise the roof! Read him the riot act!
SaphireSue: Princess, what's going on?
Princess: We have a Very Important Clown coming to guest star next month, so we have to start getting ready right away! Scruffy, you're going to need a tux, start searching the garbage cans. Stitches, you're in charge of patching up the hoboes, starting with Scruffy. Shoq, you're in charge of lighting and electricity. Ashes, you're in charge of fire safety. Luki Loki, bring your dog Princess Fiona, we need an opening act. Gumball, Cupcake, Jellybean, Peaches, Peanut, Pickles, Ritz and Cracker, any clown with a food name... you're all in charge of refreshments, so bring your name. Whatever your name is, bring it in. Jamz, you're in charge of music. Dottie, you're in charge of decorations. Tim, find some dancing showgirls. Jitterbug, you're in charge of the choreography--
Willace: What about me, Princess?
Princess: You're in charge of the broom.
SaphireSue: Uh, Princess? One small detail?
Princess: Yes?
SaphireSue: Who's coming?
Princess: I can't tell you, that's top secret.
Tune in to Clown Chat to find out! 9 p.m. EST Thursday, January 11.