Balloon Stories Wanted

[firemoe]

Anybody have some good stories to tell with some of the basic balloon animals. Just want to spice up the twisting a bit.

Thanks All,

Moe the Fire Clown

[Jamz]

when making a sword I ask if they know the rules with swords and they say something
Then I tell them the most inportant rule with a sword is DONT POKE THE BALLOON GUY (OR CLOWN)
And when making a dog I say DONT DO THIS WITH A REAL DOG THEY GET MAD

[Fifi D. Clown]

With swords I always "Knight" them with the sword on each shoulder. "I now dub you Sir Bob of the round (or triangle or whatever) table of Larry's birthday (or whereever we are). And may the force be with you" .

When I'm making fish to catch with a fishing pole, I just make up stories about the fish being born in a local river and name the fish and make up goofy things about it's family and favorite things to do. Then it tries to eat things like someone's ear before it sees the worm and gets caught on the balloon fishing pole (which is just made with a blown up 260 looped a few inches up at the bottom for the reel and a non-inflated 260 tied to the end, which gets inserted between the fishes lips to catch him.)

Do fish have lips?

[Fifi D. Clown]

This has been posted on the Forum before - but check out this website for balloon ideas:

Balloon HQ presents: Balloon Jokes and One-liners

[Jamz]

Ask a little girl her name and when she tells you say
Thats a pretty name can I use that when I grow up to be a little girl
or call her by any name but her right one