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Old 02-01-2009, 01:18 PM
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You're too soft Nevada, you can't trust him. He's done it to you once, he'll do it again. Look at his post, not one shread of an apology.
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Old 02-01-2009, 06:22 PM
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People tell me that all the time that I am a big old softy……

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Old 02-01-2009, 06:28 PM
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yes, you are just a Teddy Bear of a guy....
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Oh that's just wonderful...Now I'm the bad guy here! Well just to refresh your memory Nevada, what about Clown Camp in Wisc. when nobody wanted to be in the same room as you because they thought you were ugly , scary, very demented and totally gross.Who was the one that be-friended you and treated you like a brother?How soon they forget!!!!! Who helped you thru numerous conventions and made you the one everyone noticed?They cried out for you in Fort Worth, TX. and made you an icon in Laughlin ,NV at WRCA. This is the first convention that I've been able to go to for 3 long years and I'm being persecuted because it's a Christian clown retreat. Well thanks a lot guys...especially the ones that don't even know me. Shame on you!!! The Beast
PS: That goes for you too Butterswatch...how many times did I help you with skits and makeup and recently the airbrush. Whuiey on you too!!!!

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Old 02-01-2009, 11:26 PM
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Barry ….. We will just have to see and evaluative the Beast when he comes crawling back… There are a few topics to be concerned about…… And the main concerns of members, is that personal I.D. remain a part of the secret society and he guards the secret hand shake of body of clowns in Clowning Underground also….partly due to we have members on the board of C.O.A.I and World Clown, Ringling, and a few other circus’s in U.S. and Europe………. Note Circus Vargas and Shriners for some reason were excluded from Membership; it’s in the bylaws…… I just do what I am told to do from Hebrew National the Kosher hot dog company, and you know what they say about them, they answer to a higher authority then local and federal governments... so the debriefing will come from the hot dog with the secret scrolls, or something like that…….. I just can’t do that, he was my friend…..hopefully Jesus wont turn his back on him, or use him as a pawn in his master plan…..

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I'm not quite sure why the Beast is being persecuted for following his faith? Could someone explain that to me please?
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Jooniper, you have to see this post through a bunch of clowns eyes.....So, think, CLOWN.....
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Yes he is! We've really got him worked up.....
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:10 PM
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I'm not quite sure why the Beast is being persecuted for following his faith? Could someone explain that to me please?
Because he's EVIL!!!
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