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Old 06-23-2008, 11:54 PM
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It took me a second, Fitzwilly ... but that's a real knee slapper once I caught on.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:57 PM
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Hee hee. Did you see me out trick-or-treeting last year, Fitz? It was a "dilly" of a time.
I bet you were very sweet, Pickles. I just relish the idea of trick-or-treating with you and ringing all those BELLES.
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These are most likely the same people who watch passively as their children spend the entire party with their hand in you magic box and your balloon bag.
...the same parents who think it's amusing to watch their little darlings stomping on the clown's shoe.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:00 AM
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I bet you were very sweet, Pickles. I just relish the idea of trick-or-treating with you and ringing all those BELLES.

Um, Nettie Belle, I just realized we're on the WRONG THREAD!!! (this is NOT the punning thread.)

Ooops, I feel so silly.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:02 AM
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I can't stop. Help me! All I want to do is PUN. Is there a Punaholics Anonymous?

Hi ... my name is Nettie Belle ... and I'm a punaholic.
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As for people asking to borrow costumes... When I attended Relay For Life in April one of the coordinator/survivors told me... "You should give me your hair and nose for when I do my speech..."

I said, "Ok... but only if you give me yours"

That shut her up.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:20 AM
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Good answer!
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:22 AM
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Hey Nettie... What Does Blondie dress up as for Halloween?? A Brunette??
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:25 AM
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No ... a rocket scientist.
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I can't stop. Help me! All I want to do is PUN. Is there a Punaholics Anonymous?

Hi ... my name is Nettie Belle ... and I'm a punaholic.
Somebody PUNch her!
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