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Old 02-04-2010, 08:14 AM
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Think of a sentence starting off with the next letter of the alphabet as the present sentence starts off with, (first sentence "A", next sentence "B", etc.) Once "Z" is reached, start over with "A" again. Keep each sentence "clown" related.

A boy is having a clown style party across the street today.
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:20 AM
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Balloons are absolutely everywhere.
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Can't you guys stop what you're doing and help me plan Saturday's birthday party?!!
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Do not put the balloon in your mouth.
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For Petes Sake... who the heck is Pete anyway?? Oh well time to keep clowning around!
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Happy the Clown is coming to my party tomorrow.
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I wish I could think of a sentence that starts with "I".
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Just look at all the clowns with creme pies.

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