Introducing...

[Ritz]

As for the teeth, I kinda understood that. *pokes braces stains* Nothing is whiter than clown white. *Mom, don't make a comment about my paleness, please*

And, yes...I am one of those kids who, as my mom described it, wears black until they come out with something darker. That IS NOT Ritz, though. The clown-ministry face I had had less white, and still had the black lips though.

What if you don't have any teeth?

...Good question....*ponders*

[stitches]

*Mom, don't make a comment about my paleness, please*

Aaaawwwww! But if I don't comment on it, who will?

(Gee, I think you just did!)

I would never ever comment on your paleness, nor would I ever post your baby picture, or talk about your six toes, or the hairy growth on your left earlobe, or that you wear Elmo slippers, etc.

I had Amelia Earhart tattooed on Ritz's hand. It's her "Palm Pilot"!

[ibimus]

http://www.mehron.com/retail/category.cfm?Category=23

Scroll down until you see Tooth F-X. maybe that would help?